ITSJUSTSTUFF

Starbucks!

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:45:23 -0500

Me: So how do I use this French press?
Barista: Just put some French people in there and press.

Right... THIS is why we're friends!

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:21:24 -0500

Me: You're right.. it is unfair.. I ban you from this game. forever.
Ronen: FINE
Me: DON'T USE THAT ALL CAPS WITH ME.
Ronen: I'LL USE WHATEVER I WANT
Me: THAT'S IT GO TO YOUR FOLDER.
Ronen: YOU'RE NOT MY REAL HARDDRIVE
Me: OH YOU BET YOUR RAM I'M NOT. YOU OBVIOUSLY DON"T HAVE THE SAME CODE AS ME.
Ronen: I HATE YOU, I HOPE YOUR CHARGER DIES
Me: I'M GOING TO HAVE A KERNEL PANIC IF YOU DON'T SHUT DOWN RIGHT NOW.

Ronen Ackerman has left the conversation.

Photo

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:10:37 -0500

I suck at apologies

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:57:32 -0500

me: sorry for being so loud and saying you had a hammer up your cunt. That was inappropriate.

Irony

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:28:26 -0400

Cory: Ugh, autocorrection
ernie: I love it. Helps me spell words like ostentatious and boisterous with eas.
ernie: ease*

From Coffee Bean to Carbon Atom

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 17:03:22 -0400

From Coffee Bean to Carbon Atom:

Zoom in on the comparative size of a Carbon Atom, a Water Molecule, the HIV, or a Bacteria.

"Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl, who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the..."

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:43:59 -0400

“Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl, who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing that I’ve ever had to do, which was just to… wait. Don’t get me wrong, I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of friends and family, that I do know how to make a photocopy. Didn’t need your help that many times. And, uh, do you remember how long it took you to teach me how to drive stick? I’ve been driving stick since high school. So, for a really long time that’s all I had; little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And, a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl I work with but I think, even then I knew that… I was waiting for my wife.”

- Jim, The Office

I am jealous beyond words :(

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:43:44 -0400

I am jealous beyond words :(

"The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a ‘mouse’. There is no evidence that..."

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:43:00 -0400

“The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a ‘mouse’. There is no evidence that people want to use these things. I dont want one of these new fangled devices.”

- John C. Dvorak, Feb. 19 1984

wordboner: Be You! (get this on a tee | make your own tee | get...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:42:59 -0400

wordboner:

Be You! (get this on a tee | make your own tee | get this on a print)

Sad I can’t be either or.

ryanparker: <———- This guy Doesn’t understand why people use flash for their website. It’s a...

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:41:11 -0400

ryanparker:

<———- This guy

Doesn’t understand why people use flash for their website. It’s a pain in the ass to get to any content.

Me too!

Photo

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 18:43:29 -0400

Love this Barista

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 17:06:28 -0400

Customer: Umm... any croissants?
Barista: Sorry... a bunch of French people ran in this morning and bought all the croissants.

"Have you ever gotten that eerie feeling that the goodbye someone gives you might be their last one?"

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 14:29:45 -0400

“Have you ever gotten that eerie feeling that the goodbye someone gives you might be their last one?”

- I hope for this every morning when I look in the mirror

Thank you Urban Dictionary for defining things I would never...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:53:18 -0400

Thank you Urban Dictionary for defining things I would never understand!

Everything from the music to the video - beautiful slow motion...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:53:39 -0400

Everything from the music to the video - beautiful slow motion video!

Autoblog

If Dell put this much thinking into their products maybe...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:55:03 -0400

If Dell put this much thinking into their products maybe they’d have a larger market cap and value.

Biasness aside… I’ll admit this is quite smart. Solar panels that keep cars cool yet harnesses all that hot summer heat. Go smart design.

Gizmodo

Four-year-old Paige Bennethum really, really didn’t want her...

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 12:18:00 -0400

Four-year-old Paige Bennethum really, really didn’t want her daddy to go to Iraq.

So much so, that when Army Reservist Staff Sgt. Brett Bennethum lined up in formation at his deployment this July, she couldn’t let go.

No one had the heart to pull her away.

"Today while I was walking to class, I noticed a car with a license plate that said “BAH..."

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:14:47 -0400

“Today while I was walking to class, I noticed a car with a license plate that said “BAH HUM.” I was amused, but didn’t really get it. I suddenly realized and turned around to look at the car. Sure enough, it was a VW Beetle. Bah hum bug. It made my day. MLIA”

- MLIA is terribly addictive.

MyLifeIsAverage - Life Is Normal Today

"Isn’t this dress shirt-sweater combo totally killer?"

Fri, 23 Oct 2009 15:51:58 -0400

“Isn’t this dress shirt-sweater combo totally killer?”

- Me pretending to be a gay fashionista.