Why do people always assume that I’m something I’m not?

I never said I was a big Michael Jackson, or U2 fan. Just cause I sing their songs and love their music doesn’t mean I’m a fan.

I never said I know everything about computers and how they work. Just cause I enjoy science and technology as a hobby doesn’t mean I’ll understand why your printer isn’t printing.

I never said I was an artist. Just cause I don’t like things that hurt my eyes doesn’t mean I’m going to grow up to be a stupid “artists” the fuck does that even mean?