ITSJUSTSTUFF

“Tonight after The Office, I’m going to clean my room”
— is what I should say. Instead...

Oct 1st

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ryanparker: I don’t know how I missed this video, but wow, it is insane. Skip to 1:40 Flash...

Sep 30th

Tweet Blocker!

Sep 29th

fmylife: kapi: Mashable is currently running this...

Sep 29th

Sep 28th

Dumping people just got more fun and...

fmylife: Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said “Hey wanna hear a joke?” I said...

Sep 28th

esquareda: davidkaneda: Make your Dock list view look like...

Sep 28th

pie0: Awww. Don’t cry! It’s natural selection...

Sep 28th

A fucking Typface Periodic Table!? My life is complete!

Sep 27th

I’m not going to bother to argue over the validity of...

Sep 27th

Sep 26th

Today I found out that you can type...

This makes me excited and happy!

Sep 26th

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In love with the new iPod Nano commercial + song! [iTunes link]

Sep 26th

“Am I the only one that sings, “Twinkle Twinkle Little...”

Sep 25th

“I draw penises on the eggs so my mom will use them to make...”
— And they think they’re...

Sep 25th

Top Gear in 1080p! Finally!

Sep 24th

peetypassion: Bumpy Landing…. via For some crazy reason...

Sep 24th

pie0: elefantastico: The Saddest Dog In the World ...

Sep 24th

amyyy: I would take 10 showers a day if I had this. (via...

Sep 24th

Need those now.

Sep 24th

pie0: cassielynn: After waiting on hold for 5 minutes, Jim...

Sep 24th

“My cousin pulled a knife on her father as he beat her. Oh...”
— The cold, sad pathetic thing...

Sep 21st

Amidst a "Sister trying to be my mom"...

Sister: I want you to earn your own money...etc, etc, etc
Me: Lalalalalalalalalalalala. Shut up. lalalalalalalala. Screw. Your. Cunt.
Sister: .....
Me: He.. that was so literal!

Sep 20th

I ENJOY talking like an idiot!

Friend in Russia: It'll be evening here any way.
Me: True! You guys are in the future!

Sep 20th

Oh Grid View, how I wish you could play songs in shuffle...

Sep 19th

She Knows Me Too Well

Me: Man I can't wait till winter!
Sister: So you can buy and wear new sweaters?

Sep 19th

“Why do computers bother to print “Unknown Error”...”

Sep 19th

Ho. Ly. Shit.

Sep 19th

Don’t ask me why - but I have a thing against the...

Sep 19th

I fixed the ugly iTunes 9 gradient with a little iTunes.rsrc...

Sep 19th

Was looking through iTunes.rsrc file and I came across this!...

Sep 19th

fmylife: Today, I was at work and my mother texted me. The text read, “You take a nice picture.” To...

Sep 19th

Sep 19th

Sep 19th

New Seasons (Crazy Useful!)

pie0: Someone asked me to write this up for ‘em, so I’ve whipped up a script that grabs it in 5...

Sep 18th

I feel like I’ve been served.

Sep 17th

Right back at you!

fmylife: Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave...

Sep 17th

Good Looking + Intelligent! (Where’s the money...

Sep 17th

Terrible… yet … funny :(

Sep 17th

B • E • A • U • T • I • F • U • L

Sep 17th

This makes me cry - and it probably kills kittens too.

Sep 14th

“Starbucks is really in the Beatles mood. I bet you there are...”
— but not getting the songs from...

Sep 13th

“I remember singing and skating in circles at the rink when I...”

Sep 13th

“I like looking at other people’s followers, and their...”
— but that’s it…...

Sep 13th

fmylife: Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in...

Sep 13th

“These are for the poor bastards who are trying to save the...”
— Autoblog (Comment by 220v)

Sep 13th

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Sep 13th

Apparently the person that makes sure stupid UI...

Sep 13th

“Sometimes - just sometimes - I realize how amazing and great...”

Sep 13th

Exactly the reason why I read the full synopsis of a movie...

Sep 13th

The Law Of The Garbage Truck

peetypassion: Fictional tale: One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We...

Sep 12th

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Sep 12th

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Every time I see this video my blood boils… every time.

Sep 11th

iTunes 9 is ugly as shit :/

iTunes wishes it looked as good as shit… while we’re on the topic of ugly… a...

Sep 10th

Last-minute iPod rumors reaffirm cameras for...

Sep 9th

It’s interesting to know that “that’s...

Sep 8th

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Possibly the reason number 50,00000 for me to get the Canon 7D! Vimeo

Sep 8th

Yoko Ono blows it again. Whole Beatles...

Sep 8th

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Sure, the animation is crap but the general ideas are pretty nice. Apple, when is this - already -...

Sep 7th

Sep 7th

It’s cause of you I’m so paranoid.

Sep 5th

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peetypassion: Danyl Johnson - Move over Susan Boyle! A new singing star has emerged in the U.K.,...

Sep 5th

ronworkman: Ordering magazines via the internet might be the...

Sep 4th

“I don’t wish to die. I just wish I never lived.”

Sep 4th

Replacing my Ray Ban Case at Sunglass...

Me: :showing her the case: This case just fell apart by itself... is it possible to get an exchange?
Sunglass Hut Chick: Yeah sure, I can get one for you with no charge. Except Sunglass Hut needs you to donate 5$ to charity.
Me: :thinking: Why don't you guys just charge me 5$ for the fucking thing.

Sep 4th

First sign of fall.

Sep 3rd

I tried a nice preppy look, but of course they didn’t...

Sep 3rd

“Attention the train is taking a detour”

Sep 3rd

Awesome! One step closer (out of a billion steps) to the...

Sep 3rd

Sep 3rd

Why I love coffee...

amyyy: I drink one cup, and the next thing I know, all of my work is done. It’s like I have  a...

Sep 3rd

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Singing “Waiting On the World to Change (John Mayer)” on my walk from Starbucks home.

Sep 2nd

Me calling an Apple Representative about...

Apple R: I'm sorry all we know is that it should be delivered on the 3rd. Canadian Post, or umm... Purr•o•latter, whatever, hasn't given us a tracking number.
Me: It's okay, thanks for your "help".
Apple R: Well have I explained what the next steps are?
Me: Umm.... wait.
Apple R: Yeah. :chuckles snobbishly:
Me: sigh.

Sep 2nd

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icodeforlove: The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. (haha! typography joke) We need more...

Sep 2nd

“Do 1 in 5 dudes have holes on either side of their penis? If...”

Sep 2nd

“Realization of the day: I’ll take a well paying job...”
— I know… I’m an...

Sep 2nd

“I’ve been using the same install of OS X since...”

Sep 2nd

“I’ve got so much work to do that I’m not gonna...”

Sep 2nd

“Trying to figure out why I’m still up and alive.”

Sep 2nd

flickflickflicker: “a collection of stuck tic-tacs”

Sep 2nd

“Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a...”
— George Carlin (via bitchville)

Sep 2nd

“I can never sleep when I’m upset.”

Sep 2nd

Sep 2nd

That’s a lot of salt to throw over your left...

Sep 1st

Telling you... we need a new short word...

fmylife: Today, someone broke my car’s left side mirror. A friend of mine was buying a replacement...

Sep 1st

“That’s nice… the latest Google Reader update...”

Sep 1st

I'm sitting in someone else's class...

Teacher: Who here thinks they can actually live by themselves?
Me: *raises hand* I could definitely do it
Student: Shut up Ernie... You don't even know how to turn on a microwave

Sep 1st

Sep 1st

There's a guy at Starbucks

Wearing American Eagle, on his plastic macbook, with his BlacBerry. I’m like the better...

Sep 1st

Me Being an Idiot (Just one of those...

Me: Hey, how are you doing?
Barista: Fine, you?
Me: Pretty good you?
Barista: ... you already asked that.

Sep 1st

“In my dreams I eat paint to roller skate faster and jumpped...”
— Dreams

Sep 1st

I'm sitting alone at a packed Starbucks

Women with her group of friends: Excuse me? How many are there of you
Me: ... uhh... one?
Women with her group of friends: Well do you mind if we sit by you?
Me: If "by me" you mean share the table. Sure.

Sep 1st