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November 8, 2009
Starbucks!

Me:
So how do I use this French press?
Barista:
Just put some French people in there and press.
Right... THIS is why we're friends!

Me:
You're right.. it is unfair.. I ban you from this game. forever.
Ronen:
FINE
Me:
DON'T USE THAT ALL CAPS WITH ME.
Ronen:
I'LL USE WHATEVER I WANT
Me:
THAT'S IT GO TO YOUR FOLDER.
Ronen:
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL HARDDRIVE
Me:
OH YOU BET YOUR RAM I'M NOT. YOU OBVIOUSLY DON"T HAVE THE SAME CODE AS ME.
Ronen:
I HATE YOU, I HOPE YOUR CHARGER DIES
Me:
I'M GOING TO HAVE A KERNEL PANIC IF YOU DON'T SHUT DOWN RIGHT NOW.
Ronen Ackerman has left the conversation.

Posted by peetypassion, Found it on peetypassion

November 7, 2009
I suck at apologies

me:
sorry for being so loud and saying you had a hammer up your cunt. That was inappropriate.
October 31, 2009
Irony

Cory:
Ugh, autocorrection
ernie:
I love it. Helps me spell words like ostentatious and boisterous with eas.
ernie:
ease*

Zoom in on the comparative size of a Carbon Atom, a Water Molecule, the HIV, or a Bacteria.

Four years ago, I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl, who had a boyfriend. And I had to do the hardest thing that I’ve ever had to do, which was just to… wait. Don’t get me wrong, I flirted with her. Pam, I can now admit in front of friends and family, that I do know how to make a photocopy. Didn’t need your help that many times. And, uh, do you remember how long it took you to teach me how to drive stick? I’ve been driving stick since high school. So, for a really long time that’s all I had; little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend. And, a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl I work with but I think, even then I knew that… I was waiting for my wife.
Jim, The Office

Posted by taramarie, Found it on lydaspyda

I am jealous beyond words :(

Posted by willw, Found it on willw

The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a ‘mouse’. There is no evidence that people want to use these things. I dont want one of these new fangled devices.
John C. Dvorak, Feb. 19 1984

Posted by davidkaneda, Found it on tmblg

wordboner:

Be You! (get this on a tee | make your own tee | get this on a print)

Sad I can’t be either or.

Posted by wordboner, Found it on wordboner

October 27, 2009

ryanparker:

<———- This guy

Doesn’t understand why people use flash for their website. It’s a pain in the ass to get to any content.

Me too!

Posted by ryanparker, Found it on ryanparker

Posted by danielle-darling, Found it on lydaspyda

October 25, 2009
Love this Barista

Customer:
Umm... any croissants?
Barista:
Sorry... a bunch of French people ran in this morning and bought all the croissants.
Have you ever gotten that eerie feeling that the goodbye someone gives you might be their last one?
I hope for this every morning when I look in the mirror
October 24, 2009
Thank you Urban Dictionary for defining things I would never understand!

Thank you Urban Dictionary for defining things I would never understand!

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